Let's go, Cows! I'm the school nurse. It hits Mrs. Crabtree on the back of her head], AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [to Cartman] Dude, I don't get it. That looks good. I heard the school nurse is hideously deformed. Kyle! If we win this one, we're world champions. My parents are Chinese. [Somewhere near Washngton, D.C. "What's the matter, Frenchy? No, no no. [Groan] Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. You-you don't understand, children. There are people on rooftops all over the square cheering as well] Let's hear it for these brave souls! [gets up and chases him] Damm it! Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occurred to me. The incredible, courageous Nurse Gollum! Ah-I'm terribly sorry, Nurse Gollum. Who the hell cares what it's called, as long as she doesn't have to touch me. And just what price would you pay for eternal glory? Conjoined Twin Myslexia. [gives his end to Kyle and takes the jelly roll. Just imagine: a big yellow "Dodgeball Champions" banner hanging in the cafeteria! The superhero is a frequently used easter egg throughout the show. Conjoined Fetus Lady (Original Airdate: 6/3/98) An innocent game of elementary school dodgeball reveals that Pip has an unnatural ability which makes him the team ringer, but also sends Kyle to the feared school nurse. [to Chef] Can we go home now? He's in a nice tuxedo]. ], [A tourist sees the bus coming his way and tries to get out of the way, but the bus crashes into the Vietnam Memorial's right wall, and the engine bursts into flames. Nonsense! She sits in the middle and opens the book. The South Park Cows! e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day... Hello, Sheila? Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. Extras • Why did you guys forfeit? I just wanted to do my job and live my life like any normal person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handicap all week long. It is located here! [exhales] Please forgive us. ', [quickly] I got a jelly roll! [the room applauds and the spotlight moves from the Mayor to the nurse], [interrupting] Excuse me, Mayor, but I just received some news that you might all be interested in. I see you've noticed my disorder. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Chef wonders, then gets mad again as the whisle blows], [Dinner at the Broflovski house. Dead fetus or no, you never let go And there is-a only a one South Park prayer left. [uncertain] Uuh. Warning This article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. Terri Schiavo's plight drove the story, but the stuff about Kenny playing a video game to save Heaven is a nod to the 1984 movie The Last Starfighter. "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" is the second season premiere of the American animated television series South Park. Unfortunately, it would mean my death. I think you might have to go to the nurse's office. It's all swollen and red, You've got the strength, you've got the courage Apparently, nobody else would play us because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. I- really- appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not necessary. Kyle! He was thrown to one side. Ehso-uuuh where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. I heard the school nurse is hideously deformed. [coming over] Okay, children. I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you--. 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